#dr. flo

[andritambunan]

Latest for the San Francisco Chronicle

Nine months before narrowly losing the Sacramento mayor’s race, on a chilly night in early March, Flojaune Cofer arrived at her election night party dressed in a geometric print tunic, red pants and stiletto heels. The first-time political candidate and public health advocate — Dr. Flo to her supporters — was all smiles as she made her way through the bar in Old Sacramento, the capital city’s touristy waterfront district.

“Tonight is about us celebrating what we have built here in the city of Sacramento,” Cofer told the packed bar.

Stepping off the stage and forming a line with supporters and friends, Cofer started dancing, the joy on her face palpable.

Vying to be the first Black woman to lead Sacramento and the city’s most progressive mayor in modern history, Cofer was laboring against the political status quo. But more than a week later, she bucked expectations when she emerged as the primary’s top vote-getter in a pack of well-known establishment politicians. The results upended predictions, even as Sacramento’s other most well-known progressive, incumbent Katie Valenzuela, handily lost her District 4 council seat.

Now, Cofer has conceded, veteran state Assembly Member Kevin McCarty is preparing to enter the mayor’s office, and the overall 2024 election results are forcing progressives to once again question their place in a city, state and country that is skeptical, fearful or hostile to their values. (Rachel Leibrock)

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https://www.sfchronicle.com/california/article/sacramento-mayor-race-19959893.php

[q1ngqve]

plspls do smut fic with dr ratio x reader

yk the one that you reblogged, the one with the “fuckfuck” sub x “watch your language “ dom? DO SMUT OF IT PLSPLS

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your chest rise and falls as you try to catch your breath, and the position you’re in is not helping at all. your mouth falls agape slightly as dr ratio angles himself into you, the tip of his cock rubbing deliciously against your g-spot.

your legs shake on his shoulders, and you shy away from his intense gaze. he has you in a mating press, your legs close to your head, dangling on his broad shoulders as he leans down to give you a kiss. embarrassing noises leave you as his hands grip at your ankles, forcing himself further into you.

“fuck fuck fuck—”

strings of curses fly put uncontrollably from how good he feels stretching you out in his position.

“careful, now. use such words again, and see if you get to cum tonight.” his brows furrow down at you, clearly displeased at the use of such foul language.

another cry escapes you as he plunges harder into you, and more uncivilized words roll of your tongue.

“what’d I say?”

but these warnings only spur you on.

he groans when you clench around him, tight enough for him to know that it was intentional. “or what? you’ll fucking—” your words cut off as he kisses you again, roughly this time, sticking his tongue into your mouth, shutting you up.

“then I’ll show you what it means to fuck.”

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

Tbh I actually am a bit worried they're not going to properly address the Dr. Jacob-dating-his-client/former client thing. The fact that Sassy called it "borderline unethical" makes me feel like that might be the extent of the condemnation the writers give it, which would be...particularly not great considering the line came from a character who's a psychologist. Hopefully I'm wrong though - almost everything in this show is given such careful attention I'd like to think this won't be any different.

[manikas-whims]

hear me out: they got the same energy

and i love both ships

[thethiefinwhite]

The bridge between life and death

[bahrbae]

hi there , barbie / ken / allan / midge or whoever you are currently reading this. thank you ! these past few days i've abused the hell out of queue just because i couldn't bring myself to reply to anything ( that includes ooc messages either over ims or discord ) . for some odd reason , about 2 - 3h after i wake up my blood pressure goes " nah , today's not the day either babe , we're gettin' low low low low " and i just take another nap . i truly thought for a moment there it was the brain fuckery doing me wrong . anyway , what i'm trying to say is , i am not ignoring you . i am not having the writer's block either . my body is just not cooperating . today i have my trusty coffee & chocolate by my side just to see if i can trick this demon plaguing me . hopefully i can get to at least talk to everyone in private .

[olliesart]

HAPPY YEAR OF THE RABBIT!!! ₍⑅ᐢ>v<ᐢ₎♡ My OCs Odette, Flo, and Bunnie are here to celebrate with me!! But I'm blissfully unaware of the fact that I'm the odd one out... ₍⑅ᐢo_oᐢ₎ ﾟ+*:ꔫ:* ﾟreblogs > likes ﾟ*:ꔫ:*+ﾟ

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[brettellejohnston99]

High Life Birmingham

[moviestarmartini]

HOLD AVENTURA PLAYING AT THE BERNABEU HAS ME DEAD KAKGKSKFKSKD

[coco-loco-nut]

Revelations - part 2

Pairing: Daniel Ricciardo x Reader

Summary: bringing the kids to a gp

A/n: whoooo double drop day! Enjoy!!!!

requests open masterlist part one

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“You know the drill, stay with me or your dad,” you remind your son and daughter as Daniel parks. Oscar immediately came to visit your home when you got back to Australia, wanting to catch up on the hidden parts of his fellow Aussies lives. The exchange? Free babysitting.

Daniel is such a girl dad, it almost pains you that your daughter likes him more than you, but your son is a mama’s boy so it balances out.

“Florence, keep a tight hold of me,” Daniel says, carrying the four year old on his him. She dozes on his shoulder halfway to the paddock entrance. Your son, Sidney, had a tight grip of your hand. You decided to get here early, before media, so there was a less stressful entrance. Even the video that Red Bull posts of Daniel walking through the paddock blurs out your children’s faces.

“Uncle Maxie,” your daughter stretches her arms out to the Dutchman. He carefully takes her and walks off, chatting away. If it were anyone but Max, you might be concerned.

“Hi Uncle Christian,” Sidney greets his godfather excitedly, the older man equally happy to see his godson. Christian gives you and Daniel the go ahead to walk away and grab breakfast at Hospitality.

“Will you be okay watching them the whole race while being my engineer?” Daniel asks as you both pick at your plates.

“Kelly is going to keep an eye on them, they will be with her in the garage. I think your Mom is coming in for the race tomorrow,” you tell Daniel. You decided to test out their F1 tolerance during FP3 and Qualis instead of just the race.

They do well enough that you feel comfortable with having them in the garage for the race. You do your race engineer work from the garage instead of the pit wall, preferring to be closer with the mechanics and other engineers. Halfway through the race, your mother-in-law carefully hands you a fussy and tired Florence. You let her sit on your lap as you work, holding her close, something that F1TV caught. She notices you talking to her father.

Daniel, overtake is available at the next DRS

Copy, DRS is enabled

Nice overtake, continue to defend. Daddy?

Is that Flo? Tell her I said hi and to let you work.

Copy, focus on your race, please.

Florence is happy to know her dad heard her and quickly falls asleep on your shoulder.

Daniel, box, fresh set of hards are ready for you.

Copy. How are the kids?

Flo is sleeping and Sid is watching with P. Please focus on the race, Danny. Box, box.

Alright Mrs Ricciardo, I see how it is, all business no fun

Someone has to keep you focused, Daniel.

You honestly don’t know how no one had picked up on Daniel’s radio messages to you before your relationship was revealed. He does focus on the race, it’s his job, but every once in a while he does make comments that aren’t racing related. As the last few laps are underway, Florence wakes up from her nap. You point out her dad on one of the screens and decide to surprise him by letting her talk to him.

“Okay Flo, just like I told you,” you gently remove the headphones covering her ears and put the far too big headset on her. Christian is the one who suggested that you do that.

Great race Daddy, P5

Hi Baby Girl, did you help your mama out this race?

I did, just like you told me to.

Good job, I’m so proud of you. Now, let me talk to your mama, she has some special things to tell me. I’ll see you soon sweetheart.

Hey Daniel, great race. Team’s proud of you. Pull in for weigh ins and media. We will have a quick debrief but we are happy with the race.

Copy. Couldn’t have done it without you and the team. Thanks guys.

Kelly and Daniel’s mom entertain the kids while you and Daniel have post-race meetings, but when you get to his drivers room after your last meeting with the engineers, you find him passed out on the couch with your kids sleeping on him. You snap a picture, sending it to one of your Red Bull group chats as well as directly to Max and Oscar.

Social media was loving the radio clips of you and Daniel talking, as well as Florence congratulating her father. Pair that with the videos of her sleeping on your shoulder mid race and every other clip of you and Daniel with the kids, it’s no wonder why your family is trending.

“Dan,” you whisper, gently shaking your husband’s shoulder.

“Hm? Have I been asleep long?” He whispers, trying not to disturb the kids.

“Probably not. Let’s get back to the hotel,” you smile softly, gently picking up Florence so he can get up. He carries Sidney, who is still asleep, while you carry Florence. Thankfully for the both of you, you were ready to leave.

“No more races for them until they are older,” Daniel proposes.

“Unless it’s here, I think I will agree to that,” you nod, brushing hair off of Florence’s head. You realistically know Daniel only has a couple seasons left in him, and that Florence wants to race just like her dad, so it might be better to wait until one of you is available to be with them the whole time. Sidney stirs as you get closer to your car.

“That was fun, when are we going again?”

[merakiui]

thinking about a concept where you break into wealthy businessman azul ashengrotto’s house in hopes of scoring big on some valuable items. you think this might be the smoothest job you’ve ever done. it’s so easy to avoid the cameras and keep your head low. too easy, almost. like it’s meant to be easy.

you think all will be well until you turn the corner with your bag full of stolen goods and run right into the real home security: jade, or formally known as model JEI-0511. a highly intelligent android programmed to detect and neutralize any and all threats to the home and its owner.

a single golden eye glints at you in the shadowed hall. you see the flash of a cordial smile and then you’re turning and running. the android subdues you within seconds, grabbing hold of the back of your shirt and yanking you to the ground. he’s silent and wordless as he looms over you, preparing to end you right there. you scramble away in a panic, your eyes squeezed shut and arms folded over your face for protection.

the light flicks on. “enough, jade. don’t kill the poor thing. the smell and the mess would be unbearable.”

“as you wish, master,” he replies, a hand held over his chest. he melts into the shadows, a lurking terror in wait.

slowly, very shakily, you lower your arms to look at the man who stands before you. he doesn’t smile.

“you’re quite crafty, aren’t you?” he asks, but it doesn’t sound like the type of question you’re in any position to answer.

you spend a long, silent minute watching him. he looks you up and down. before you even know what’s happening, the android surges forwards to drag you up from the ground. you struggle in vain, your scream muffled in his hand when it claps down over your mouth. the android holds you still while azul takes his time studying you.

“yes, you’ll do nicely.”

you have no idea what that means and you’re not going to because the android, swiftly and mercilessly, knocks you out.

hours later you wake in a cell, squinting under the intensity of bright blue fluorescents. you’re dressed in loose-fitting clothes; they remind you of the same material of a hospital gown. everything is cold and sterile. you’ve no idea where you are or what place this is.

you think you hear conversation on the other side of the glass, a window that only allows those on the other side to peer in.

azul has brought you to his business partner’s lab. idia shroud, renowned tech genius. the android who caught you was just a prototype. a model not yet sold to the general public. a secret still in development. that’s why they’re trying to manufacture a better model. FLO-0511. twin to JEI-0511. and you’re going to help train the AI to be smarter, better, more efficient.

tl;dr - you’re held captive by two crazy-rich businessmen and made to train android floyd, who is just as cold and emotionless as his android counterpart jade. something something you desperately need to find some way to outsmart two androids if you ever want to escape this terrifying situation. maybe trying to teach floyd to be human,,, manipulating jade into thinking he’ll be obsolete once project FLO-0511 is complete. :)

and of course trying to charm and seduce the two loser virgin businessmen so they’ll treat you more like a person and less like a test subject.

[monstercangirlofficial]

Recommending some of my favorite rap songs. As a latin american trans woman, I didn't grow up with rap, but I learned to listen to and appreciate it. These are some great songs I think everyone should hear, and hopefully add to their playlists. These are Spotify links, but you can find these songs elsewhere too. My favorites are in blue:

Pop Rap: She's a Bitch by Missy Elliot (1999); Comfortable (ft. Babyface) by Lil Wayne (2003); Savage (ft. Beyoncé) by Megan Thee Stallion (2020); Too Many Nights (ft. Don Toliver & Future) by Metro Boomin (2022); Never Lose Me (ft. SZA & Cardi B) by Flo Mili (2024)

Classic Rap: My Mic Sounds Nice by Salt-N-Pepa (1986); South Bronx by Boogie Down Productions (1987); Welcome To The Terrordome by Public Enemy (1990); Born and Raised In Compton by DJ Quik (1991); When In Love by MC Lyte (1991)

Gangsta Rap: Gimme the Loot by The Notorious B.I.G. (1994); Cloverland (ft. Botany Boyz) by DJ Screw (1996); The Art of Peer Pressure by Kendrick Lamar (2012); Norf Norf by Vince Staples (2015); Tear Gas (ft. Rick Ross & Lil Wayne) by Conway the Machine (2022)

G-Funk: Nuthin' But A "G" Thang (ft. Snoop Dogg) by Dr. Dre (1992); Funkdafied by Da Brat (1994); It's Supposed to Bubble by UGK (1994); Dusted 'N' Disgusted (ft. 2Pac, Mac Mall & Spice 1) by E-40 (1995); Can't C Me by 2Pac (1996)

Conscious Rap: Proletariat Blues by Blue Scholars (2006); 4 Your Eyez Only by J. Cole (2016); Blood of the Fang by clipping. (2019); Iman (ft. SiR & JID) by Rapsody (2019); I Love You, I Hate You by Little Simz (2021)

Abstract Rap: Accordion by Madvillain (MF DOOM & Madlib) (2000); Mural by Lupe Fiasco (2015); The Punishment of Sisyphus by Hermit and the Recluse (Ka & Animoss) (2018); Magician (Suture) by Milo (2017); Arugula by Junglepussy (2020)

Jazz Rap: Jazz (We've Got) by A Tribe Called Quest (1991); 93 'Til Infinity by Souls Of Mischief (1993); The World Is Yours by Nas (1994); Yesterday by Noname (2016); Live! from the Kitchen Table (ft. Ghais Guevara) by McKinley Dixon (2023)

Trap: Ridin' N' Da Chevy by Three Six Mafia (1999); Love Don't Live (U Abandoned Me) by Gangsta Boo (2001); Kay Kay by Chief Keef (2012); Digits by Young Thug (2016); Poppin by Rico Nasty (2017)

Experimental Rap: Spiritual Healing by dälek (2002); Persistence by Lil Ugly Mane (2015); Ain't It Funny by Danny Brown (2016); Thug Tears by JPEGMAFIA (2018); Superman That by Injury Reserve (2021)

I strongly recommend checking out other songs by these artists, the albums these songs are from, more songs from these genres and others I didn't include, and to explore everything hip hop has to offer (especially hip hop made by women). Feel free to add any artists and songs I (obviously) missed, that you think deserve more love and recognition, particularly independent music. Enjoy!

[palms-upturned]

🇵🇸 Match My Donations! 🇵🇸

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Round 2 of donation matches! This time I have a few friends helping me cover everyone on this list! I will link to the other donation match posts once they’re up. Huge thank you to everyone who volunteered to help, and to everyone who matched my donations last round.

Match Atticus’s donations!

Match Flo’s donations!

Match Kile’s donations!

Match Danny’s donations!

Match time-is-restored’s donations!

Match Star’s donations!

All of these fundraisers have been vetted, and most of the verifications are sourced from this spreadsheet compiled by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi.

If you reblog with donation receipts, image descriptions would be very much appreciated! Feel free to copy and paste/edit mine.

Today I’m donating $5 USD/€5/£5 to each of these campaigns:

Laila Shaqoura — @lailashaqoura, number 152 on the spreadsheet

Wafaa Alnhal — @wafs-posts, number 171 on the spreadsheet

Ruba Shaban — @rubashabansblog, number 90 on the spreadsheet

Issam Aziz — @haifaaziz98, number 179 on the spreadsheet

Amneh Sharif — @amnehsharif10, number 140 on the spreadsheet

Nada Saftawi — @nadasaftawi, number 182 on the spreadsheet

Iyad Sobhe — @iyadsobhegaza, number 173 on the spreadsheet

Dr. Nasser Mohammed — (terminated, formerly nassermohammed9), verified by nabulsi

Nahla & Amal — @jrk85, number 178 on the spreadsheet

Ahmed Iyd — (terminated, formerly ahmediyds), number 116 on the spreadsheet

Receipts below the cut:

Alt text: a gofundme receipt for Laila’s campaign. Text says, “Thank you for being an early supporter. You donated €5. Sharing is the next best way to help. €19,158 raised.” End alt text

Alt text: a gofundme receipt for Wafaa’s campaign. Text says, “Thank you for being an early supporter. You donated €5. Sharing is the next best way to help. €13,559 raised.” End alt text

Alt text: a gofundme receipt for Ruba’s campaign. Text says, “Thank you for being an early supporter. You donated €5. Sharing is the next best way to help. €24,626 raised.” End alt text.

Alt text: a gofundme receipt for Issam’s campaign. Text says, “Thank you for being an early supporter. You donated €5. Sharing is the next best way to help. €19,191 raised.” End alt text.

Alt text: a gofundme receipt for Amneh’s campaign. Text says, “Thank you for being an early supporter. You donated $5. Sharing is the next best way to help. $7,084 raised.” End alt text

Alt text: a gofundme receipt for Nada’s campaign. Text says, “Thank you for being an early supporter. You donated €5. Sharing is the next best way to help. €7,315 raised.” End alt text.

Alt text: a gofundme receipt for Iyad’s campaign. Text says, “Thank you for being an early supporter. You donated £5. Sharing is the next best way to help. £10,140 raised.” End alt text

Alt text: a gofundme receipt for Dr. Nasser’s campaign. Text says, “Thank you for being an early supporter. You donated £5. Sharing is the next best way to help. £5,278 raised.” End alt text

Alt text: a gofundme receipt for Nahla & Amal’s campaign. Text says, “Thank you for being an early supporter. You donated €5. Sharing is the next best way to help. €2,756 raised.” End alt text

Alt text: a gofundme receipt for Ahmed’s campaign. Text says, “Thank you for being an early supporter. You donated £5. Sharing is the next best way to help. £10,089 raised.” End alt text

[vroomvroommuppett]

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andrew garfield x ex!wolff oc & george russell x wolff!oc

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dailymail

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dailymail Amidst his divorce, Andrew Garfield was seen out with his rumored girlfriend, Dr. Kate Tomas, who is a professional witch. They looked very cozy on their night out. What do you think?

tagged: andrewgarfield, drkatetomas

user1 i beg your biggest pardon?

user2 A PROFESSIONAL WITCH?!

landonorris Lol

user3 LANDO?! landonorris I like drama

jamiedornan I have no words

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ellawolffprivate me when i found out about his new relationship

landonorris How did he go from you to her?

fernandoalo_offcial I have no words

sebastianvettel She seems interesting

georgerussell63 Toto just spit his water out when we showed him

ellawolffprivate as he should

lewishamilton You also called me having a hysterical laughing fit about it

ellawolffprivate not my brightest moment

jamiedornan They're oposites but I guess oposites attract, even if they cheat

jamiedornan Also the kids are wondering how you're doing

ellawolffprivate MY BABIES I MISS THEM. I can get you paddock passes jamiedornan That'd be great.

francesca.cgomez pierre laughed when he found out

pierregasly Sue me. It was funny charles_lecerc Arthur and Lorenzo have so many questions. As do I. carlossainz55 Get in line.

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ellawolff

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ellawolff healing🤍

user1 MOTHER IS BACK

florencepugh welcome back baby

ellawolff love you flo

maxverstappen1 Welcome back, El.

ellawolff thanks maximillian maxverstappen1 Not my name but I'll let it slide

francesca.cgomez wifey

ellawolff love you baby pierregasly What about me? Your boyfriend. francesca.cgomez you're my side piece

andrewandkatefan So glad he divorced you. You were never right for him.

lilymhe ok and? he's not going to notice you flavy.barla this isn't the flex you think it is honey georgerussell63 And yet he cheated. user4 they went in

lilyzneimer miss you baby

ellawolff miss you more love oscarpiastri I don't even try anymore

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mercedesamgf1 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. MINI BOSS IS BACK IN THE PADDOCK.

tagged: ellawolff

ellawolff love you admin🤍

user5 she slayed that outfit

user6 she's glowing

ellawolff it's the tears

lewishamilton We missed you!

alex_albon YES mom is back

logansargeant Come see your favorite kids in Williams.

user7 so glad she's back

andrewandkatefan ew. andrew and kate should be there, not an random influencer.

user8 who wants to tell her? ellawolff oh honey. my dad is toto wolff. why do you think they call me mini boss? and it looks like you still have pictures of him and i up when you were a fanpage for us. and they are on the "never invite" list. landonorris She read you to filth georgerussell63 I am liking this new Ella.

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[ceroba-of-oasis-valley]

Giant Unorganized Post with all the UTY blogs go!

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@/integrityvictim (Dalv)

@/martlet-of-snowdin (Martlet)

@/axis-model-014 (Axis)

@/axis014-steamworks (Also Axis) ((There's two))

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@/floweypowey (Flowey)

@/toughandfearlessed (Ed)

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@/bartender-dina (Dina)

@/blackjack-bullets (Blackjack)

@/the-shufflers (The Shufflers)

@/honeydewresortaskblog (Mallow)

@/mailwhale (The entirety of UGPS)

@/overworkedpenartist (Penilla)

@/angry-vending-machine (Vendy)

@/vengeful-virgil (Vengeful Virgil)

Misc Blogs (oc's and the such)

@/integrityorsomething (Flo)

@/blueheartanon (Blue Heart Anon)

@/mos-little-ring-femboy (Ring Anon)

@/triedntrueluckheart (LuckHeart)

@/acarunderground (Literally a car)

@/ask-the-void-group (Dess and Dr Gaster)

@/ugtaxtime (Tax Service)

Please scream at me in the replies if I missed anyone or got any URLs wrong

[to-fall-or-not-to-fall]

Best Stranger Things Quotes (imo)

Reply with ur favorites if I missed any!!!

“Yeah it’s me don’t cream your pants” -Steve Harrington

“Harrington’s got her. Don’t ya big boy? 😏” -Eddie Munson (bonus points for steddie quote!!!)

“Son of a bitch, you’re really no help at all” -Dustin Henderson

“You know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds? Someone who likes BOOBIES!!!” -Steve Harrington

“Ou-yay are-yay umb-day” -Robin Buckley

Followed by Steve: “Oh-ho-ho!!!” 💀

“My fingers are like arrows, my arms like iron, MY FEET LIKE SPEARS!” -Murray Bauman

“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. COFFEE AND CONTEMPLATION FLO!!!” -Jim Hopper

“Can we play DND now?” -Will Byers

“I only have like $3.50, so it’s hard” -Mike Wheeler

“If I play do I get one of those cool T-shirts?” -Max Mayfield

Followed by Dustin: “she was being sarcastic”

“It’s forced conforming. That’s what’s KiLLiNg ThE KiDs” -Eddie Munson

“Can’t spell America without Erica” -(the iconic) Erica Sinclair

Followed by Dustin: “that is…oddly true”

“I piggybacked from a pizza dough freezer” -El

“Ahoy, ladies. Didn't see you there. Would you like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me?” -Steve Harrington

“Oooh…I just got the chills. Oh yeah, from this milkshake, NOT your speech” -Erica Sinclair

“Don’t take it so personally. I hate most people.” -Jonathan Byers (relatable)

“This risotto is SHMACKIN’ dude” -Argyle

“Pass me the olive oil” -Jonathan Byers

Followed by Argyle: “That’s wine”

“We all die, my strange little child friend. It’s all a matter of how and when.” -Robin Buckley

“How many times do I have to be right on the money before you people actually trust me?” -Dustin Henderson

Followed by Steve and Eddie: “This kid’s gotta get his ego in check.” “It’s his tone, right?”

“I’m eleven you long haired FREAK” -Erica

“Got me stressed out it’s not even MY girlfriend.” -Argyle

“It’s finger-licking’ good” -Steve Harrington

“Totally tubular” -Lucas Sinclair

tl;dr it’s just a bunch of sass and random humor I totally understand if you didn’t read the whole thing cuz I wouldn’t either